Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Watcher

I am a people watcher.  There.  I said it.  WHEW, that feels much better!  I could watch people for years days and be completely happy.  Have you ever done it?  No?  Try it, it's fun.  It's a stress reliever.  It might even make you smile.  It's something you can do by yourself or with friends.  Wait.  I'm still talking about people watching, what did you think I was talking about?

There are 4 categories of people:

PJ people

These are the people that live in their PJ's.  They love them so much that they even wear them to the store.  I'm not entirely sure if they actually change out of the PJ's they slept in (providing they sleep in PJ's...umm...ewe) or if they just think that changing clothes is over-rated and they wear the ones they slept in. These people have been known to accessorize their PJ's with slippers and/or hair curlers.


The over dressed

These are the ones you see wearing slacks and a blouse.  If it's a man there is slacks, dress shirt and suit coat involved.  Sometimes you think you might be in the wrong store when you see these people.  You may even feel out of place and leave the store if too many of this type show up.  These people accessorize with 5 inch heels (ouch), pearls and a coach handbag (if female) and a tie with nice shiny black shoes and maybe even a murse* (if male).

Gym teacher

These are the ones that have some type of track/yoga pant on.  Their hair is either in pony or they have a hat on.  Most of  these people don't even have the time to bother with a purse.  These people don't even have the time to accessorize.  These people are not to be confused with PJ people.  Gym teacher people actually take the time to look this way.


Boring

These are the "normal" people that you see.  They just wear jeans and a t-shirt/sweatshirt.  These people are usually very boring to watch.  Nothing fun to even talk about with this category.

There are probably several other categories of people out there, these are just the main ones.  There is always that lady that had on hot pink Nike's, teal tight fitting jeans and a neon orange colored crossing guard shirt...she is in a category all to herself.


*man purse

All images used from Google

2 comments:

  1. Remember the lady in the crossing guard get-up and purple shoes that I think we saw on the day before the Rapture? I SAW her again. Many days later. Wearing EXACTLY the same thing.
    Wish you were there to see it. Priceless.

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  2. I can't believe you saw her again! Wait. Yes I can...small town...hard to miss!!

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